NOTE: I'm certainly never going to do anything as skimpy as these sketches suggest.
First of all, understand that these are my ideas for getting as naked as possible. Chances are that I'll panic halfway through and add like 3 times as many clothes.
First idea: barbarian warrior. If I can find fake fur, I want to make a kilt-like skirt and doctor some boots so that they're also furry. If the boots don't work, I'll probably convert a pair of flip-flops into greek-style sandals like I did last year. For accessories, I'm planning on getting a vicious-looking axe and possibly drawing some generic tribal tattoos all over myself.

Now here's my robot idea: start with silver shiny pants. For boystown, this may end up being a pair of short shorts or something equally scandalous. Since I also have to come up with a PG costume for the orchestra concert, I may do pants, or take a pair of jeans and cover them with saran wrap to make them shiny. Then I'll add silver body paint or lots of glitter and use a bandaid to cover my belly button and draw a power button symbol on it. Add some cheesy antennae and I'm a robot

If I want to go the confusing pun route, my idea is do do 'A clockwork Orange.' I'd wear all orange or do orange body paint (or vast amounts of self-tanner) and tape a big wind-up key to my back.
Another idea that I had is to dress up as Link, from Zelda. However, I feel like that's maybe too cliche and overdone? It would be pretty easy, though, and it would give me an excuse to wear a tunic. I could even make it sleeveless and short, in keeping with my plan to show as much skin as possible
Of course, the problem with many of these costumes is: where do I put my wallet?
